Want Blue Alien Sex? “Avatar” Delivers

If “Watchmen” proved one thing, it’s that you can never have enough blue schlong. Short of being flashed by some random stalker dressed up as Papa Smurf, the next likeliest place you’ll find it is on the upcoming “Avatar” DVD & Blu-ray.

Director James Cameron tells The Telegraph that the home video version of the film will include several deleted scenes that were excised from the theatrical version in order to keep the film’s PG-13 rating. One such scene was an extended version of Jake Sully and Ney’tiri’s love scene under the tree.

“We had it in and we cut it out. So that will be something for the special edition DVD, if you want to see how they have sex” says Cameron. Does this mean someone had to apply motion capture dots to Sam Worthington’s manhood? No, rather the ‘synching’ process that the Na’vi do with other beings on the planet is done between the two characters in this.

Zoe Saldana, who played Ney’tiri, said “It was a very funny scene to shoot because there were so many technical things that sometimes you have to keep in mind that paying attention to all those might disrupt the fluidity of how a scene is supposed to take place. Because Jim was shooting for a PG-13 rating, we couldn’t move in certain directions. The motion would look a little too past the PG-13 rating standards. So it was really funny for Sam and me. We had a lot of giggles there.”