Ultron Gives Hulk Stretchy Slacks

It seems Marvel may have solved the problem regarding the Hulk and his giant green wang potentially flying around and frightening the kiddies.

ComicBook.com has posted a Disney-published list of thirteen fun facts about “Avengers: Age of Ultron”. One of them is that the new film finally deals with Hulk’s tendency to rip his pants and leave Bruce Banner stranded naked.

From now on, Bruce will reportedly sport high-tech microfiber shorts which have been crafted in a way that stretches with him as he grows and shrinks. The trunks can be seen in the various promo materials for the film.

He isn’t the only Avenger getting an upgrade with Hawkeye getting an auto-loading quiver, Black Widow getting taser batons, and of course Captain America’s outfit tweaks.