The Story Of My Life – Undateable

Walt Disney Pictures has pre-emptively picked up comedy pitch “Undateable” from scribes Jack Angelo and Sam Brown (“Off the Hook”). Disney-based Offspring will produce reports Reuters.

Based on the true story of Brian Wolf, who had no dating life, so he started a Web site called SettleForBrian.com, about why women should settle for him.

Among the site’s highlights is a comprehensive pro and con list where he waxes about his large nose and earlobe and how he was rejected by dating site eHarmony.com, which said he was one of the people it didn’t think it could find a match for.