If you thought the wave of cinematic classics with horrendous remakes had passed by, get ready for what looks to be the crest of a shit tsunami.
Seemingly ubiquitous tween sensation Justin Bieber is rumoured to be keen on starring in a “Grease” remake, and Bieber spoke about it in a recent interview with The Sun.
“It would be a lot of fun. It’s been talked about a lot over the years but it would be awesome to play Danny. If I had to pick my perfect Sandy I would go for Miley Cyrus without hesitation. She can sing, dance and act” says the Bieb.
“I would love to include Cheryl Cole in the movie as well if she was up for it. She would look great in the Rydell High cheerleading uniform” added the singer who is also the first patient diagnosed with Bieber Fever Type A, and the unwitting titular star of online guessing game sensation Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber.