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You Want Nipples? We Got Pictures

By Garth Franklin Monday January 10th 2005 10:36PM

Seems an inordinate number of images displaying nipples appeared online over the weekend, and it ain't even Superbowl time yet. Sadly for most of the guys out there these are no Tara Reid-style "whoops, my tit fell out in front of photographers" style rag mag shots, rather the protrusions on display are more male-oriented in nature although they're all rather tasteful - no Heath Ledger style paparazzi frontals here. There's also some nice ladies in tight clothes to satisfy.

Amongst the shots are the official poster art for the Paul Walker/Jessica Alba diving drama "Into the Blue" (a one-sheet better suited for the ceiling above one's bed far more than on some random wall); a look at how all the recent gym work has paid off for Hayden Christensen in "Star Wars: Episode III"; plenty of shots of Jennifer Garner in a tight red bodice for "Elektra"; an animated Keanu Reeves showing off the future of bondage gear for "A Scanner Darkly"; Billy Boyd going topless with a bunch of old men for "On a Clear Day", and as for a wild card entry - well good ol' Pierce Brosnan with a mustache getting drunk and experimenting with riding bulls in "The Matador":

       

Thanks to 'James', 'Wilson', 'Brad' & 'Chasey'

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