Hemsworth’s Schlong Gets “Vacation” Laughs

Warner Bros. Pictures used this year’s CinemaCon in Las Vegas to show off the first footage from “Vacation,” the upcoming reboot/sequel of the “National Lampoon’s Vacation” franchise which follows a now grown up Rusty Griswold (Ed Helms) taking his family on a cross country trip to Wallyworld.

Reviews out of the convention suggest the film hasn’t tamed down the jokes with the humor being very much of the R-rated variety, with some call backs to the original included such as one to the famed scene with Christie Brinkley in a sports car.

However it’s a certain Marvel superstar and a well-placed prosthesis that seem to have led to the film suddenly catching the attention of a few people. Devin Faraci of Bad Ass Digest explains the gags on offer in a new report:

“The jokes on display are raunchy – Rusty explains to his curious son that a rim job is just a closed mouth kiss (you’re just using the rim of your lips) and says to him ‘Can your dad get a goodnight rim job before bed?’ in earshot of a deeply concerned stranger.

Later the kids discover a glory hole, and after that the family goes for a dip in hot springs… that are actually a bubbling pool of raw sewage (the young son finds a dirty needle and says, ‘Look, a dart!’ before throwing it at his brother).

The best part of the footage may have been when Rusty takes the family to visit his sister Audrey, played by Leslie Mann. She’s married to Chris Hemsworth, who shows up in the guest bedroom to tell Rusty and his wife how to use the remote – wearing nothing but boxer briefs, six pack hard as a rock and a huge c–k clearly half-chubbed and visible running right down to the hem of his undies. He flexes and poses, that big c–k just drawing your attention like a black hole draws light.”

The report matches several out of Las Vegas that suggests the film looks better than many expected and may be worth anticipating. “Vacation” is currently slated for a July 31st release.